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My mom has been bugging me to look at apartments and get a job and start my life.. this, that, or the other usual shit.

but today, since me and megan actually went looking at a few places she has changed her tune to “why would you get an apartment with megan?” or “how do you plan on this working out with you not having a job or any credit or blah blah blah?”

I mean, I know its not going to happen over night and I know it’s going to take a minute.. but holy fuck, hang on.

but isn’t that part of like life?

But I mean, Ray made it sound like he was going to live there for a few months, so I could babysit until I get a good amount of money saved up, plus my food stamps each month, plus food pantries, and whatnot.

I know how to save and manage money and use food pantries to my advantage when I’m a broke bitch.

And my room mate, Ray, is thinking of moving into an extended stay for like $200 a week and he said I could move in (we’d have separate beds, of course) for like a month, and during that time I would drive him to/from work or the bar or somewhere else, but I would save the rest of my money to move wherever.

Because I don’t want to be in VA, but I also, don’t want to be somewhere where I won’t make it. you know?

But I am so ready to get out of my mom’s house.

And I will. whether it kills me or not.

• “Since you don’t have a job, it really is your fault that we’re falling so far behind.” 
  
  Except I babysit Monday through Friday, and I give our roommate a ride to/from work.. which brings in money each week. And her stupidity made her lose her job last night, and even then, some weeks I bring in more than she does.
   
• “If you’re ever going to leave me and move out, today would be a good day..”
  
  But then when I try to leave, or make plans to move out, she makes it sound like I’m abandoning her and turning into this piece of shit daughter. And she makes it to where all of my money goes toward rent (which is no big, because duh, i live here, too) or beer (which is ridiculous).
  
  
• “If you give me (insert money amount here), I’ll pay you back in a few days.”
  
  do I even need to explain? 

My mother is a fucking cunt, omggggggggg.

1. My babysitting job ran too late, so my roommate had to find a ride home, after he had already gotten off work early so we could run an errand.
2. The animal control showed up at our house because a nosy neighbor called because we don’t have “adequate shelter” for the dogs. EXCEPT THERE IS A SHED IN THE BACK YARD, AND THE BACK DOOR WAS OPEN, SO THEY COULD COME INSIDE.
3. Mom had to leave work to come home to deal with the animal control people, and after the animal control lady left, mom went BACK to work. And on her way to work, she ran out of gas, so I had to go save her there. 
4. And once she finally got back to work, the cashier (who isn’t even a manager) says that mom is fired because she “just left without saying anything”. Except I was on the phone with mom still when she was telling 3 different people that there was an emergency at home and she had to go, but she’d be back as soon as she could be. But the cashier bitch called the owner and lied on her, saying she just ran out the door without telling anyone. So, mom lost her job.
5. And then mom and my roommate TRIED to go out to try and have a little fun, but the first bar only accepted cash, and then the second bar, it took forever for my roommate to be able to check his card because the bar was packed. So, mom ended up pissed off and I ended up being in the middle of the drama, along with the taxicab for the night.

Whoohoo!

Mom wakes me up at 1 am, has me come get her from her friends house, and as we’re pulling into the driveway, she says she might just go back over there to sleep..

1. Rude.
2. There is a fucking hurricane coming for us. It’s raining like a bitch outside.
3. I can barely drive at night, and I can even more barely see to drive in the rain.
4. Awesome parenting.

• except she lost her virginity her freshman year of high school
• and she was pregnant at 17 and had a miscarriage
• and she’s a fucking idiot
• rant

Hurricane is coming.

One of her (I guess you could say) ex-boyfriends shows up at the door and wants her to go get “pizza”.

ITS THE SAME EX-BOYFRIEND WHO FUCKING GOT HER WASTED ON MY BIRTHDAY, AND THEN DUMPED HER IN THE YARD.

And if that wasn’t a huge red flag for my idiot mother, it’s also the same dude who took her to a bar, got her drunk, and then left her there at 3 am.. which meant she had to call me, figure out where the fuck she was, give me directions, and I had to go get her.

at 3 am.

and she just wants to go get pizza with this jackass?

Holy shit, she officially has NO right to bitch about who I talk to / date.